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lulz-time:

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princemilk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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lulz-time:

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of his new followers

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